Wednesday, November 11, 2009

About that friend

So remember the friend I mentioned here?

Here's the latest :

- A few weeks ago, he and his grandma were having a conversation over dinner. She brought up something about hot Mexican women and nice weddings. He had casually said that he would prefer a Mexican 'man' wedding...and told her subtly that he was gay. She nearly choked on her noodles. Took a little while to understand it. Then told him never to tell his parents and that if she was alive when he got married, nothing about the wedding can be pink...and that she won't be there for too long.

Now that's a COOL grandma!

- While running on the treadmill 2 days ago he tells me he's got a hairy body and hairy arms and wants to get a good wax job done since Veet isn't that great... and asks me whether I know of any places where a man can go for a good wax job.. and I honestly don't know.

- He wanted me to go shopping with him 2 days ago coz he needed a t-shirt. Then tried all of the ones he selected which were all too tight. Finally there was one that we both agreed on. He calls me the lovely big sister he never had.:)

- He's a damn good cook who comes up with awesome mixes and recipes and his cooking is fantabulous!

- He's very caring and gives me too much chocolate coz he knows I love them. He's sensitive and tells me shyly one day that gay men like to be checked out and ask how his arm looks and whether his ass is rounded enough.

It's fun sometimes.. but not when we both are checking out the same guy...and he talks about how nicely rounded his ass is and when he bends, I even hear about what type of underwear the guy is wearing and goes on and on.. and then I tell him we shouldn't check out the same guy again..:)

- Then another friend I know who's like this friend actually pulled out a bit of his leopard print thong which he got from abroad...and this was at Pizza Hut...at a huge friend's gathering...

Sometimes the dose can be a little too much to handle ;)lol

10 thoughts:

Serendib_Isle said...

Good to see some people who are happy and gay. And they seem to keep you happy too. ;)
And hope you are feeling better now.

Anonymous said...

Ooooo... at first I thought you were talking about our mutual friend - NB!

Chavie said...

you two seem to be getting along like really well! :D He's lucky to have you Lady D! :D and a very cool grandma indeed! ;)

~ lo$t $oul ~ said...

Dont tell me.. its who i think it is.. (pizza hut)

Dee said...

LOL!! i soo need to meet this dude man

Anonymous said...

Gay guys make AWESOME friends. MUCH better than your run-of-the-mill chauvinist.

cj said...

Well I know someone who pretends to be gay around ladies! He says that way he gets to go out with lots of ladies and also he has more opportunities to get lucky as well. Apparently it gives them a huge ego boost to be (considered) attractive enough to changes the sexual orientation of a gay man. All I can say is "Why didn't I think of it when I was young and single"?

Gadgetgirl said...

LOL. He sounds one helluva guy. Methinks I need to meet him. :P

Lady divine said...

S_I- yup..:) thanks..:) Sick again though.sigh

Anon -friend? are you f***ing serious? geez!

Chavie- yess..:)

LS - the thong guy, yes..:) someone we both know..:)

Dee - sure. Will introduce..:)

Anon(2) - well said! :)

CJ - lol..seriously? some people can be really opportunists huh? besides women feel more comfortable with gay men around..:) guess this means we need to be more careful huh? ;)

GG - you too?? :)

Mr. Evil said...

lol :D you've got one interesting life :D

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